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Joke of the Day

"If the star of Anchorman asks the singer of 'Happy' to star in his next film... Will Pharrell say yes?"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"

"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"

"Can I tell you a joke about the wall? Nevermind you'll never get over it."

"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"want a smart girl, a nice girl, a romantic girl. But most importantly, I want these women to never meet."

"I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone."

"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"