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Joke of the Day
"Went to the zoo and all they had was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
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"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."
"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."
"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"
"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"
"This Subreddit."
"A penny lies below the cliff where a jew and black man jumps from, who wins? We don't have enough information to conclude who's likely to win"
"""Here, let me fuck it up for you."" - Every kid ever"
"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."