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Joke of the Day
"In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me"
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"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes"
"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, ""in RuneScape."""
"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"
"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."
"If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns... ...go for the juggler."
"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"