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Joke of the Day
"A clown walks into a strip club and says... Someone throw a pie in my face!"
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"Politics... ..."
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"Idioms are for the birds"
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"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."
"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."
"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."