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Joke of the Day

"An xbox and a ps4 were attacked .. here comes the ambulance WII U WII U WII U"

"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"

"What's the Mexican version of the Klan? Que Que Que"

"Math joke: Why can't you derivate a social scientist? Because they don't have a function"

"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."

"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"

"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."

"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"

"I knew the guy who invented the clothes iron. Unfortunately, he died from being ironed on the face. I still remember the iron-y smell of his blood."