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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."
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"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""
"My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny."
"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"
"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."
"I want to name my next pet Peeve."
"My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive."
"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."
"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."