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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Why do you go...... Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you."

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"Mosquitto and Blondes what's the difference between a Mosquitto and a blonde? A Mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it !"
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