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Joke of the Day

"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"

"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."

"Every meal I didn't have to cook myself is the best meal I've ever had."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"What's it like having sex with a wave? Fucking hertz."

"A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else."

"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"

"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""