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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""
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"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."
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"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"
"When you call a dog they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message."
"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."
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"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."