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Joke of the Day
"I don't see why everyone likes circles so much They're so pointless."
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"Medical humour A properly immobilized patient requires no anesthesia."
"Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases? He got off on a technicality."
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."
"I'm in a hotel room atm. It has about 1034 millibar and 1 minibar. Sorry."
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"To those that say I'm Cancer I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!"
"Q: When do the leaves begin to turn? A: The night before a test."
"My wife agreed to a threesome with two girls. She was inexplicably livid when I told her she was neither."
"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"