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Joke of the Day

"I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to 20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?"

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"How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck its dick!"
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"TIL that ""Call of Duty"" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it ""The Sims"""
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"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."
"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."