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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car."
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"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact."
"How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its brooms."
"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"
"*puts on shirt* *notices shirt has OBVIOUS stain* *takes off shirt* *hangs back up for future attempt at wearing shirt*"
"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"
"I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled ""Bro, that's not cool!"" He replied, ""not yet""."
"Apparently just because your dad had a bunch of DUI's, the cops won't accept ""tradition"" as an excuse as to why you're driving drunk."