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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."

"What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic? They do a quick google search and then agree with you."

"Just wrote ""except for you, spiders >:("" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that"

"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"EXCLUSIVE OFFER: 1,000 tampons for only $5 No strings attached."

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"in mexico, we don't say ""I love you"" cause we dont speak english."