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Joke of the Day

"When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like ""you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"""

"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"

"What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist? A sociopath sees people as things; a buddhist sees things as people."

"Why do women have orgasms? Because it's just another chance for them to moan."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."

"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"

"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."