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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."
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"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"
"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: ""Sir you have cataracts."" Asian man: ""No I drive a honda."""
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke? Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke."
"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"
"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
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"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."