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Joke of the Day

"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"

"Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA"

"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."

"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"I feel really bad about being at this girl's house last night. I came in seconds. Besides that, what kind of shitty name is that for a cat?"

"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."

"If you shout ""I am a STRONG BLACK woman"" in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room."

"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"