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Joke of the Day

"If you shout ""I am a STRONG BLACK woman"" in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room."

"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."

"Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed."

"How did Trump describe his trip to the bathroom? It was a movement like the world has never seen before."

"What dictator had the best bureaucracy? Idi Admin."

"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"

"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"

"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"