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Joke of the Day

"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."

"*takes 400 selfies to find one I think is good enough to post* caption: Just a random quick shot, I love capturing these special moments"

"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""

"Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over."

"If it wasn't for my incredible willpower, I would be exercising right now."

"How many grammar mistakes does it take to piss off your English teacher? not alot. (Just thought of it, tell me what you think :) )"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien."

"To get to the other side"