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Joke of the Day

"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."

"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"

"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"

"I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes."

"HUNG LESBIAN how can you tell a lesbian is hung? she has really long fingers"

"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."

"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"

"Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest"