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Joke of the Day

"What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can't get up."

"Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan."

"It's not a nap if you never got out of bed."

"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"

"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"

"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm fucking stuck taking care of a puppy."

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"

"We've updated Skype so you have the latest version... it includes performance improvements and general fixes."