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Joke of the Day

"Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce? Him: Usually it's me asking you that. 13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"

"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."

"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."

"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"

"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."

"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"

"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack."

"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"