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Joke of the Day

"(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) ""How many do I need to get an Xbox?"" ""Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works."" ""FALSE ADVERTISING!"""

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy.. Other times I let her sleep"

"I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog. It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman's parents."

"What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street? You need to cul de sac."

"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"