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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"
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"Took a class at Trump University but ... ... the textbook had four Chapter 11s."
"[having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?"
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."
"Burger King: Have a chicken fry again! But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry"
"she : XOXOXOXOX Me : stop cheating babe. You can't play both our turns."
"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"
"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."
"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"
"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"