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Joke of the Day
"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."
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"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."
"Sometimes I like to leave seafood restaurants clutching my stomach and whisper ""Don't order the fish,"" to people waiting for tables."
"""Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar."" -insurance"
"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."
"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."
"""I can't believe you slept with her!"" ""Well, we were both drunk, and..."" ""But I thought you don't drink?"" ""It's true, but she was drunk enough for the both of us."""
"[interview] Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? Me: ""OMG I'M NOT A PSYCHIC THE SIGN SAID NO SKILLS REQUIRED!"""
"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"