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Joke of the Day

"A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"

"Looking at cows in a field, how can you tell which one's on holiday? It's the one with the wee calf. (Think Scottish)"

"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."

"I don't really like my beard But it's growing on me"

"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."

"A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor."

"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"