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Joke of the Day

"The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn't make you wait an hour."

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"

"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"

"Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator? It's always 7% off."

"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy"

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."

"Q: Why was the belt thrown in jail? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"Poop jokes... are the shit."