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Joke of the Day
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... so you don't know?"
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"Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers... to walk out on their families."
"I love the F5 key. It s just so refreshing."
"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"
"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."
"All this white pollen is fucking up my sinuses big time. *snorts another line off mirror*"
"Two guys are peeing off the side of a high bridge. First guys says: ""Water sure is cold."" Second guys says: ""And deep"""
"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."
"A pencil puts on a hat and turns to another pencil and says, ""this hat looks terrible doesn't it?"" The other pencil days, ""it does, but I don't see your point."""
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling ""I HAVE THE POWEEER!"" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan."