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"How does a Xenomorph reveal its sexuality to friends and family? At night. Mostly."
"Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box."
"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."
"If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box? source: soos says some words"
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "
"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph."
"Dance like nobody's watching you. 'Cause they're not. Nobody cares. ~Inspirational tweet~"
"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
"[invention of kissing] WEIRD PERSON: Hey let me lick the inside of your mouth EVEN WEIRDER PERSON: Ok"