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Joke of the Day

"Currently accomplishing an astonishing amount of nothing, at a blistering rate."

"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."

"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."

"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."

"What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school? There aren't many paedos in the camp."

"how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon"

"The most important lesson I learned from watching The Muppet Show is when cooking meth always test your product on the drummer of the band"