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Joke of the Day

"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers."

"I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain."

"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."

"I'm off to the store got your wallet? yes you sure? YES *hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*"

"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"

"Why are Pakistan not allowed to play football? Because every time they get a corner they set up a shop."

"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"

"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"

"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"

"What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it."