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Joke of the Day

"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"

"A blind person walks in to a bar."

"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."

"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."

"I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed."

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."

"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."

"Q: What's E.T. short for? A: So he can fit in his space ship."

"""Dad, what's the difference between love and lust?"" - Well, ya know your teddy bear? ""I love it"" - While you're at school, the dog lusts it."