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Joke of the Day

"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"

" I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one."

"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"

"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."

"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"

"I'm waiting for the next generation iPad to come out. Y'know, one more compact, about the size of my iPhone. Wait."

"I RT a bunch of awesome stuff. nnBecause its funny. And I needed to hide my tweets from last night."

"Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world? Where else would she beheaded?"

"My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know! She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!"

"Whoever named the diaper did a lot better than whoever named sweatshirts."