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Joke of the Day
"""I just got engaged!"" -- Starship Enterprise"
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"She was only an undertaker's daughter ... ... but she knew how to handle a stiff"
"Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"
"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"
"Answering Machines ""I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person."""
"What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone."
"I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying."
"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"