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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"

"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."

"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."

"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life"

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."

"I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing."

"Why are female inmates bad at grammar? Because they have their period in the middle of their sentence."

"Based on the Scotland vote results... It looks like the UK didn't get off Scot-free."

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""

"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"