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Joke of the Day
"What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station? Whoops, wrong sub."
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"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."
"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."
"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."
"Today I am no long Obese. At 3'8"" I am a short obese."
"What do bricks and Latinas have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans..."
"You know a girl is right for you when... You know a girl is right for you when she is complimentary."
"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"
"Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect."