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Joke of the Day

"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""

"Gravity is just the earth being really clingy"

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"

"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"

"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."

"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."

"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."