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Joke of the Day

"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"

"What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean? Root Beer Floats!"

"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"

"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."

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"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."

"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."

"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."

"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"