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Joke of the Day

"How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband? She goes into town and blows a few bucks!"

"Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh."

"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."

"an octopus is just a wet spider"

"If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word."

"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."

"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"

"What do blacks and bikes have in common? They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit."

"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"