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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate? He already told you so."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, it means a lot."

"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."

"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"

"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!"

"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""

"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."