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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts."
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"I heard women love a man in uniform. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."
"So I met this gorgeous girl... ...and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself ""Hey, wait a minute!"""
"Hey girl, are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids."
"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"
"Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling ""bananas"" without singing ""Hollaback Girl"" in my head."
"What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water? DOUCHE"
"[During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!"
"A man stood outside the senate yelling: ""The government is stupid!"" He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets."