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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor."
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."
"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"
"Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool."
"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."
"*inside camp-out tent* ""Wanna hear-"" *puts torch under chin* ""-a scary story?"" *flicks torch on, it vibrates* ""OMG. ITS. NOT. A. TORCH."""
"Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."