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Joke of the Day
"Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water"
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"Why don't you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."
"My Mexican friend asked me, ""What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?"" I asked, ""What?"" He said, ""Little Caesars!"""
"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."
"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"
"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."
"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"
"""Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant"
"What is white, floats, and says ""Boo""? A ghost boat."