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Joke of the Day
"A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does."
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"These dull kitchen knife jokes just aren't cutting it anymore."
"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."
"""4 Clones of Dolly the Sheep are alive and well"" You do realize that this is like Twin Porn x 2 to us Scots, right?"
"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."
"A girl's best asset is her lie' ability"
"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?"
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."