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Joke of the Day
"How do Russians put windows in? Putin Windows duh."
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"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"
"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"
"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""
"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."
"Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors"
"Do you know why Caesar put lettuce in his salad? Oh, just cos."
"This damn hurricane, I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind"
"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."