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Joke of the Day

"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."

"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."

"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"

"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"

"Tonight the 3-year-old asked: ""How did God make Himself?"" I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."

"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool."

"Congratulations to Mumford & Sons for winning six ""Golden Banjos"" at the 2012 Boring Awards!!!"

"Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her."

"What do you call a gay alcoholic? Liqourace."