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Joke of the Day
"Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows."
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"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."
"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"
"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"
"I'm think about taking up Jousting so I have something to talk about at awkward dinner parties."
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."