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Joke of the Day

"I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan. He was a real Taipei personality."

"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"

"I'd write a rap song... ..but i'm too Lay-Z"

"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."

"The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal win the Champions League"

"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""

"Josh tells his friend Steve, 'did you know 2 out of every 3 people live next to a paedophile?' Steve replies 'not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 years olds'"

"What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack ."

"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."

"What did one bag of shit say to the other bag of shit? ""Ugh, stop standing so colostomy."""