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Joke of the Day

"God: ""Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?"" Frog: ""ribbit"" God: ""haha, alright man"""

"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"

"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"Jesus must of thought of this in his last moments ""I can see my house from here""."

"If I worked for Papa Johns as a delivery man I would break down every door with an axe as I say ""Here's Johnny!"" Guaranteed tips."

"I like to play chess with old bald men at the park. ..Although its hard to find 32 of them"

"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume."

"What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church? A condom."