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Joke of the Day

"God: ""Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?"" Frog: ""ribbit"" God: ""haha, alright man"""

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"

"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""

"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."

"What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh? But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!"

"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."

"How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?"

"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."