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Joke of the Day
"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"
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"The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food."
"I was so poor as a kid, we only had Onepac Shakur."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin"
"Imagine that you were tired of living in a police state and decided to leave Russia for good a while ago, and bought a small house in Crimea."
"So I went to a fortune teller and asked if I was going to get any action that night. She told me she didn't deal in self fulfilling prophecies."
"The Hillary Phone Just like the Obama Phone, but it deletes all of your emails."
"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers"
"Lately I've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me"