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Joke of the Day

"What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers"

"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"

"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."

"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."

"what do a roadway, for coworkers in the same car, that goes underwater and discomfort in the wrist from excessive computer use have in common? carpool tunnel"

"CHECK OUT BUZZFEED'S TOP 10 LIST OF GODS FOR ATHEISTS. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, OR 10."

"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."

"Jealously is something you're good at when you suck at everything else."

"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""